~I HAVE A SECRET~

....now that I have your undivided attention......let me start by saying I have BIG, HUGE, exciting, earth shaking news!!!!!

{{cheers, whoops & hollers from the crowd}}



.....okay, well mabe not that big.......



I am so excited I could almost pee my pants!!!!!



But ya know what?



the only bad part is.....................



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I just can't tell you yet!!!!!!!!!



{{boos, hisses and mean faces from the crowd}}



But stay tuned, I promise I will tell you soon....I've never been good at keeping secrets!!!!