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A teenage boys bathroom....

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

....should have a sign on the door that reads.

ENTERING THIS ROOM MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

no joke! For any of you mom's of teenagers out there can vouch for me on this.
Stay clear I tell ya!

Kyle has a bathroom all his own(praise be to God!) and sometimes lets just say.... it lacks a mother's clean touch, just for the plain fact that at times I am too scared to even go in there(same thing applies to his room!)

So, I decided I would give you a quick run down of his bathroom(and there will be NO pictures, it would have broke my camera if I would have tried)

Yesterday I went in his bathroom to clean it (cause I am having a Tastefully Simple party at my house on Thursday night and thought I better tidy up in case 2 ladies happen to have to widdle at the same time AND telling Kyle to clean it consists of him letting the water run until it steam cleans the bathroom and maybe taking 2 seconds to wash the left over tooth paste spit that is stuck in the sink! ) anyhoo.....here is the list of what I found.

The hermit crab cage sitting on the side of the sink(the crab was chillin in a cool water bath in the sink....no clue how long he had been there!)
A pocket knife on the sink
His cell phone charger charging his phone laying next to the sink full of water that contains his crab...NICE way to have electronics near water Kyle!
2 old school yearbooks and 3 ATV magazines STUCK to the back toilet tank!(since he gets the bathroom so steamed up when he showers.)
His wallet
Chap stick
A black pony tail holder(that is not mine!) was on the floor behind the door. Not sure where or who he got that from.
2 pair of shorts caked in mud that he wears over & over again to ride the 4 wheeler hanging on the hook. The mud has now dried and has crumbled all to the floor.
A laundry basket right there within arms reach, yet several items of dirty clothes layed scattered all over.
And last but not least...the keys to the 4 wheeler!

I swear this boy will drive me nuts sometimes! I don't know where he gets it from. Chris & I are for the most part neat & clean people. We must have missed passing that gene down to him.

12 comments:

Drew's Mom said...

Oh wow.. don't tell me that's what I have to look forward to. If that's the case, I'm having an outhouse built in the backyard for Drew! =)

Suburban Princess said...

It sounds like how I find my husband's things!

T said...

And to think "bad aim" was the only thing I was dreading with Andrew.

Shell said...

I'm thinking of designating one bathroom as mine and letting my boys and dh fend for themselves in the others.

Bridget said...

I think he uses the bathroom at this house too, or we're raising the same kid still...

Hey, at least the smell from his shower gel and cologne is so strong that it drifts downstairs when he opens the bathroom door. Yeah, Michael needs to have the "less is more" talk about cologne with him...soon...

WhisperingWriter said...

Ha, my husband is a slob so I'm trying hard to ensure my kids aren't the same way.

Mary said...

LOL oh man that is funny! I am curious where the hair binder came from, or WHO it came from. :)

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Come on! Where are the pics! He sounds like he could rival Corey!

Jules said...

Sounds exactly like my son's bathroom when he was younger. I still think they were separated at birth identical twins....

Tamela said...

I hope you wore a haz-mat suit! I am just cracking up seeing that crab just chilling in his sink bath!

Molly said...

How funny!!! Thank you for posting on my blog and for the congrats!!! After I read your comment I called my OB and talked to them about my sweethearts sickness last week and he said that all is well. Whew!
Anyway, great blog! I love it.
Thanks for visiting my blog!!!
Molly

Cathy said...

Try cleaning a girls' bathroom! No thank you! lol

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