JUST GIVE ME GAS!!!!!

Okay, seriously here people....I try and go get gas...I know a seemingly simple task...or so you would think???? I pull up to the pump get out my debit card and swipe it through the swipey thingy. That is when all the fun begins! First the stupid little machine asks me debit or credit??? Then my zip code?????(not sure how that is relevent to me getting gas unless they may by some stretch of the imagination send me some MUCH needed gas coupons!)Then would you like a receipt??? Then do you want a car wash???? Then what grade of gas would like like???? SERIOUSLY!!!! I JUST WANT SOME GAS!!!!! I think there should be an easy button on the machine that just says Gas gas only please!!!!!!